Whistle While You Work

I've been working on my novel since I got back into town, with brief forays to friends' houses for verbal and nutritional sustenance. For your pleasure, a brief list of things done:

# of cigarettes smoked: 18.
# of vibrators used: 1.
# of phone calls dodged: 19.
# of dishes washed: 0.
# of mangoes consumed: 2.
# of showers taken: 4.
# of times I have listened to Beck's "Debra": 27.
# of coffee filters used: 6.
# of DVD episodes watched of a certain show I am too embarassed to tell you the name of: 16.
# of pages worked on: 120.