Best euphemism for pussy ever?

This article cracked me up a little. I love how the word pussy/kis is replaced with the words "[a word often used by Beirut taxi drivers]".
Recently I visited my friend Khaled Mattawa's Arab American lit class at U of M, Ann Arbor. They had just read two of my stories. The last words I said to them were, "I mean, hymen reconstruction? That's just silly." Very eloquent, no? Anyway, vaginas. Yeah.